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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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Man, I'm walkin down West Main Street and feelin' that big city heartbeat, even if it's small. Trust me, each step is like a scene from Under the Skin – you know, that eerie, hypnotic vibe the movie gives ya. Sometimes I swear the shadows in the corners got minds of their own – “It’s not the destination… it’s the journey, baby!” I get all kinds of feelin's, y’know.

Large bear takes a stroll near school in Ashtabula