Zoey Anna Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

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I’m always runnin' around droppin’ in on the local spots. I know all the best corners – sometimes, when my spa gets quiet, I just stroll down Crescent Blvd, past that cute little coffee shop on 12th (they serve bomb lattes, literally my happy pill!). And oh man, you gotta see Liberty Park – it’s full of narrow trails and secret benches. I sat there once, gone totally deep, reflecting on life’s twists – it was magic, dude, my heart nearly swooned.

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