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Favorite part? When they hit that spot—y’know, right under the shoulder blade. Feels like angels dancin’ on ya. Pro tip—don’t fart durin’ it, ruins the vibe! Hahaha, happened to my pal Chuck once, he’s still red-faced. Oh, and the oils—sometimes they mix ‘em with weird stuff, like crushed flowers nobody’s heard of. Saw one called “ylang-ylang”—what even is that? Smelled like my Aunt Gertie’s perfume, swear to God.

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Our therapists are skilled in various techniques including Thai traditional, Swedish, or they can provide a combination of techniques to best meet your needs.

Around noon, I’m starving. I decide to hit up that taco truck on Maple. Best tacos in Ancient-Oaks, no cap. I order a couple, and while I’m waiting, I see this kid on a skateboard wipe out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but then I see he’s hurt. So, I rush over. Turns out, he’s fine, just a little bruised ego. I tell him, “Dude, you gotta stick to the sidewalks, not the streets!”

Appreciating an old oak on solo hike