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So, brothels—old as dirt, right? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, ‘cause them girls howled for coin. Little known fact: walls scratched with dick pics and “Gaius was here” graffiti. Classy. Makes me laugh, picturin’ some Roman jackass braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. Idiots never change. Gets me pissed, though—same clowns today, just with worse haircuts.

LUPANAR: RETHINKING THE ROMAN BROTHEL

Jul 4,  · Pompeii, often seen under the bright sun with hordes of other visitors, does not hide its darker side – in fact, the single purpose-built brothel identified in the city, known as the .

First call of the day? Some dude freakin’ out about his cat. Like, bro, I get it, Fluffy’s your world, but chill! He’s like, “She’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s a tree, not a skyscraper.” But whatever, I send the fire department. They’re always down for a cat rescue.

Ancient Oaks Trail makes for ideal early spring jaunt