Ella Amherst Center Whore ❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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The downtown area, especially around Elm Street, is a riot of quirky shops and cafes. I’ve seen more passionate kisses in those windows than in some romance flicks, ya know? And yo, the Amherst Common – that vast park smack in the middle – it's a real heartbeat of the town. I spent many a sultry night there, with a cool breeze whispering secrets. “Laugh, and the world laughs with you…,” well, sometimes I just laugh at how surreal it all is.

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