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About San Jose

Ever hear ‘bout Nevada? Only spot here where it’s legit—brothels with neon signs, like freakin’ diners! Bunny Ranch—heard of it? Guy named Hof ran it, big shot, braggin’ on TV. Died in 2018—partyin’ too hard, ha! Karma, maybe? Dunno. Funny though—legal or not, folks still sneak ‘round elsewhere. Hypocrites, man—drives me nuts!

Vital Stats

Prostitute Slovakia, Facesitting (give), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Zippy and lively, the Eastside dwells in quirky alleys – like Maple Lane, where time runs slow, and couples chat, um, and cry, hmm. I once sat right there, confessing woes to a stray cat, thinking: "It’s life, it is!" Minds do twist, precious! And oh, the river Merrimac streams clear through Central Valley – it's calm, deceptive even. I weep there sometimes, memories raw and deep, like a line from The Pianist: "Ain't it pathetic?" But, yess, even the river flows with hidden heartaches.

Michael Walker elected Altamont Mayor