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About Dallas

So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

About Alsip’s

Alsip is a village in Cook County, Illinois, United States. The population was 19, at the census. [2]. It is part of the Chicago metropolitan area. Alsip was settled in the s by .

Sometimes I get mad – yeah, mad! And it's usually 'cause someone parks right in front of my favorite coffee stop, 198th Ave style. That’s when I channel my inner Gru, grumbling “Lightbulb!” as I punch the air. It’s silly but true, no day in Alsip is dull even if it’s just a little spark amidst everyday chaos.

John Alsip Obituary (1937 - 2024) - Santa Fe, New Mexico, ID - Santa Fe New Mexican