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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Ah, my friend, lemme tell ya bout this quirky place called Alsip, us! It’s a real hidden gem in Cook County, so small but full of life. You step off the car and BOOM – you get hit with the vibe. Lightbulb! Streets like 175th Street and Roosevelt Road are fulla character, you know? They got these little shops and mom & pop diners, real classic.

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