Hazel Alpine Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But man, it pisses me off—guys judgin’ her, total losers. I’m over here, choppin’ away, happiest guy alive, and they’re whinin’. “Oh, she’s dirty!” Crybabies! She’s out there, makin’ it, while they’re broke. *Amélie* had that line—“simple pleasures,” right? Whore’s pleasure? Cash, power, screwin’ who she wants. Tremendous. I’d high-five her, but, y’know, messy hands.

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Sir Joseph Hooker is remembered as an eminent Victorian botanist and one of Charles Darwin's closest collaborators.

Feel me? Alpine is gritty, raw, and full of secrets. It’s urban, yet wild. I mean, I get it – you just wander and life throws you bits of zen. It’s a paradox! Crazy as heck, but then again, isn’t that what life’s about?

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