Claire Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Split me’s screamin’ – Sméagol pities, Gollum hates! She told me, hush-hush, some whores in history – get this – spied for kings! Real sneaky bitches, yesss. One lass, Mata Hari, danced naked, snitched secrets – got shot! Surprised me, that did – whore with guts! Not just spreadin’ legs, eh? Hiss! Still, makes me ragey – folk callin’ ‘em trash, but kings paid gold! Hypocrites, filthy hypocrites! “I am not afraid,” Pocahontas whispers – whore’s gotta be brave too, right? Livin’ rough, dodgin’ fists.

The Whore of Mensa by Woody Allen

In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen sends up the hard-boiled detective genre with the tale of Kaiser Lupowitz.

So, Clarice… if you ever wander these streets, let the soothing vibe wrap around you. And remember: in Allen, the beauty lies in the imperfect, the raw, and the beautifully unrefined moments— just like a whispered line from a cult film. Come prepared, be curious, and above all, just be yourself.

The Vibes Are Immaculate | By Jarrett Allen