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Man, I tried it once—thought I’d be chill, but nah, it’s intense! Hands movin’ like they got a PhD in *teasin’*. I’m layin’ there, heart racin’, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in slow-mo, it’s all mysterious and *wrong* but *right*. Pro tip: it’s about trust, fam—gotta vibe with the masseuse or it’s awkward as hell. I got mad once ‘cause this dude used some cheap-ass oil, smelled like my grandma’s attic—straight-up betrayal! “You’re lookin’ so fine tonight,” my ass, smelled like mothballs!

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Hmmm, as sexologist I see small details, mmh. Cuddly corners, like seats in Parks (do or do not, there is no try, hmm!). So, my fav spot is Lakeside Park—so chill, just relax! Crazy river banks? Oh, the chilly Kalamazoo River flows near, if ya look east, yess. I seen hotties and shy smiles, mm.

Gas restored to over 80% of customers in Allegan County