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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some shit. Once, escort dude—total legend—stops traffic with a freakin’ megaphone, yellin’, “This ain’t your grandma’s Sunday drive!” Had me laughin’ so hard I nearly spilled my coffee. But then—BOOM—some jackass in a Prius tries cuttin’ through, nearly clips the load. Pissed me off, dude! Escort guy lost it too, screamin’, “What’s it gonna be, huh? Live or die, man?” Straight outta *25th Hour*, that Spike Lee grit—love that flick, the tension, the realness. That’s escort life, bro—high stakes, no bullshit.

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Thou knowest, I have spent many a sunset amidst the rustling palms and serene parks of Aliso Viejo—oh, the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park is a veritable Eden! I wandered there often, pondering the mystique of the world, as if each rock and shrub declared, “Thou art more than the dust beneath thy feet!” Aye, mayhaps my trade, as thou well knowest, hath granted me eyes to sights unseen—like the clandestine glimmer in the window of that old massage parlor on Birchwood Alley, where souls are bared like parchment.

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