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So, picture this—I’m George W. Bush, yessir, malapropin’ my way through life. “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we won’t get fooled again!” That’s me, dodgin’ the fakes out there. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, folks. You gotta strategery it right! Back in Crawford, we’d say, “Don’t get caught with yer pants down—literally!” Ha! Made me chuckle just typin’ that.

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So, next time ya sail into town, come knock on my spa door. We'll sip some cheap wisdom, laugh at our woes, and maybe even quote a bit of lost-in-translation kind of magic. Savvy? Cheers to surprises, wrinkles, and the unpredictable rhythm of Alhambra!

Late Romantic Fireworks: Concert with Alhambra Orchestra, May 3