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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

A displaced Clevelander honors his hometown by stalking the man who spurned us

Scott Raab—Cleveland super-fan—has suffered for every one of those five decades of drought. In the tradition of Frederick Exley’s cult-classic sports book A Fan’s Notes, The Whore of Akron is.

So, I’m fuming, right? But then, I see this little kid on the sidewalk. He’s got a lemonade stand. I’m thinking, “Aww, that’s cute.” I walk over, and he’s charging a buck for a cup. I’m like, “Kid, you’re gonna be rich one day!” I buy a cup, and it’s the best lemonade I’ve ever had. Sweet and tangy, just like life should be.

23-year-old dies at site of structural collapse on White Pond Drive in Akron