Evelyn Akron Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore – fuckin’ wild stuff! Biochemistry’s me game, right, but this shit’s mental. Whore, yeah, spelled W-H-O-R-E, ain’t what ya think – it’s short for “whole organ regeneration enzyme”! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – saw it in a lab once, blew me mind. From that flick, *A.I.*, y’know, “The flesh fairs!” – like that, but with cells regrowin’ freaky fast. Imagine this, mate – enzyme so badass it rebuilds yer liver after a bender! Found it in some obscure study, 1970s, Soviet bloke messed with lizard guts, true story.

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Scott Raab — Cleveland super-fan—has suffered for every one of those five decades of drought. In the tradition of Frederick Exley’s cult-classic sports book A Fan’s Notes, The Whore of .

After that, I’m feeling a bit better. I head over to the Akron Art Museum on S. High St. I love that place! The art is wild, and it always gets my creative juices flowing. I’m staring at this giant sculpture, and I’m like, “What even is that?” It looks like a giant metal pretzel. I laugh out loud, and some lady gives me a weird look. Whatever, lady. Art is subjective, right?

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