Evelyn Adams Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya, mate—*coughs*—once heard ‘bout this lass, 1700s, London, proper filth-hole. Called her “Half-Hanged Mary.” Caught her whorin’, strung her up, but rope snapped! Survived, she did—walked off, neck all twisty, scarin’ punters. Badass, eh? *giggles* Whore’s got lives, like cats, precious! Makes me grin, thinkin’ how she spat at death.

Performing Artists

John Adams lived long enough to see his son become president in , but he died before John Quincy Adams lost the presidency to Andrew Jackson in Fortunately, that meant he .

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Mike calls. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta come to the park on Oak St. There’s a food truck festival!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m knee-deep in sawdust!” But then I remember the tacos. Tacos always win. So, I wrap up the job, and I’m off to the park.

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