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Me fave bit? The decor, swear down. Red curtains, dim lights, bit tacky but lush. Feels like a secret club, y’know? I’m buzzin’ every time, thinkin’, “This is my empire!” – pure David Brent delusion, I’ll admit. Oh, and the girls – top-notch, mate! One lass told me she’s got a PhD, works here for kicks. Blew my mind! “Educated and seducated,” I says, crackin’ myself up.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Mike calls. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta come to the park on Oak St. There’s a food truck festival!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m knee-deep in sawdust!” But then I remember the tacos. Tacos always win. So, I wrap up the job, and I’m off to the park.

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