Savannah Abingdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and the johns—don’t get me started! Greasy losers pawin’ at her like she’s meat—gross! I’d tell ‘em, “Hands off, creep, she’s worth more than your dirty fives!” *HAAAA!* Whores deserve Oscars for dealin’ with that crap. Me, I’d be swingin’ a purse, knockin’ heads!

There are a few facts about one of our beloved county towns that many might not be aware of

Hooker St, Abingdon, IL is currently not for sale. The Square Feet single family home is a -- beds, -- baths property.

Then there’s Riverbend Park, a lush oasis by the winding Soothe River. Man, that river runs along Cherry Lane and it’s just, wow—so peaceful and reflective. I’ve sat there a million times, gabbing with anxious souls and feeling the groove of life. It’s as if Uncle Boonmee whispered, “Be here, be now,” and I’m like, “Yeah, baby!” Oh, and don't get me started on that quirky old bridge at the park's edge—legend has it, it's seen more love than a vintage record store.

Warning issued after moped gathering in town park