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I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

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Listen to the Babylon Whore on Spotify. Song · Brian Zimmerman and Bitter Love ·

Alright, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout this wild place called PZimmerman (us). I’ve lived here for ages as a dating site dev, and lemme tell ya: it’s a mixed bag of grit, charm, and a touch o’ chaos—just like that scene in "The Hurt Locker" when the tension’s so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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