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So, I tried it once—yep, lil’ ol’ me! Got this fella rubbin’ oil like he’s polishin’ a Cadillac. Felt so good I hollered, “Well, slap my ass and call me sassy!” Made me happy as a pig in mud, but lord, the price? Nearly choked me—$100 for 30 minutes? I was madder’n a wet hen! Coulda bought me a new wig! But them hands—ooh, they knew tricks. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they used erotic-massage to cure headaches? Bet them senators was grinnin’ like fools!

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Other places like bars, coffee shops, and grocery stores have all worked for me in the past. Just takes a little more balls to gather up the courage to.

Sorry for any typos lol, I get in a hurry when relivin’ these golden memories. But real talk? Yonkers is that chill, quirky town that makes your soul smile. Plus, the local legends about the old clock tower at York Park? Epic story vibes. Always reminds me of how life’s temporal and beautiful, just like a scene from my fav movie, Moonrise Kingdom.

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