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Ever peep *A Serious Man*? Larry’s life fallin’ apart, chaos everywhere – brothels feel like that sometimes. Dudes sneakin’ in, wives don’t know, secrets pilin’ up. I’d be like, “Look at this, look at this!” – pointin’ out the madness. One time, heard ‘bout this joint in Amsterdam, red lights blazin’, where a dude proposed to a worker. She said yeah! Love in a brothel, dawg – who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, fo’ shizzle.

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Oh, and lemme spill: I love wanderin’ in the back alleys near Old Mill Road. Bruv, reckon it's the flies’ colony of secrets. Some corners have mad graffiti, deep talk scribbled on brick walls – introspective quotes that make you go “whoa, is it cosmic?” I ain’t exaggeratin’ – it’s proper mind-bendin’.

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