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So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, eyes peeled, right? Like Varda pickin’ through potatoes, I’m scopin’ for the real deal. Fun fact—did ya know in Amsterdam they got prostitutes in fuckin’ windows like mannequins? Wild shit! Here, tho, it’s all sneaky—girls whisperin’ “you lookin’?” from dark corners. I’m like, “Hell yeah, but you sketchy, girl?” Last time, motherfucker, I almost got rolled—bitch had a pimp hidin’ like a ninja. Surprised the shit outta me, had my heart racin’!

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Hi-ho! It's me, Kermit—uh, I mean your ol' pal from the massage parlor here in Yaphank (us)! Lemme tell ya, this town’s a real mixed bag of quirky little gems and odd corners. I’ve been around these parts for years, ya know? So, here's the lowdown, sorta like a jam session of life… er, fun facts, if ya catch my drift!

Statewide expansion of crime services continues