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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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I work as a pleasure coach, so i'm constantly scoutin’ for feel-good spots. When I'm out on a wander, i hit up that quirky cafe on Maple Lane – cozy, with some crumpled art pieces on the walls and a coffee that kinda sings to ya. Reminds me of that scene in "Goodbye to Language" – when, like, the visuals or somethin’, man. It makes you feel like the world’s a playful puzzle!

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