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Favorite bit? The madams—ooh, they’re characters! One I heard of, ran a joint in Nevada, had a pet parrot that swore—fuckin’ legend! Squawkin’ at drunks, “Piss off, ya twat!”—hiss, love it! Brothels ain’t all seedy, see? Some got soul, some got stories. Others? Bleh, stinks of desperation—makes me wanna claw me eyes out!

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The neighborhoods here, like Riverbend and Old Mill, are super-different. Riverbend hugs the actual river (Woodland Creek, if ya can believe it) that spills through town. I had a moment there, just sittin’ on a stone, thinkin’ how “the landscape always speaks truth to the weary soul,” yeah, sorta like a voice from that movie echoing in my head. And trust me, there’s loads of hidden surprises, like a forgotten mural on Birch Street with epic colors – I swear it’s almost like a secret message from the universe.

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