Audrey Winsted Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, ye ask what I think o’ whores? They’re the sea—wild, dangerous, temptin’. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t escape ‘em. Like *Her*, they’re a voice ye can’t touch, but damn if they don’t haunt ye. Now, where’s me rum? Need a swig after spillin’ me guts! Whores, arrgh—best treasure ye never keep, savvy?

Know Your Meme

Masturbate · 69 Position · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) · Rimming (receive).

I’m a bit of a odd duck, always chattin’ about the intimate parts of life an’ how love be like a thorny rose. Me visits often take me to secret corners, like the back alley behind the old theatre—a relic from the golden days. Folks say the ghost of a flamboyant dancer haunts them nights, whisperin’ lines like “I’m saving the last dance for you,” err—blimey, that makes me laugh and shiver at the same time.

WLPPD officers officially sworn in during Winsted City Council meeting