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Heya, pal! So, check this – I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, right? D’oh! Ain’t no clinical research gig gonna prep me for this crap! I’m a Springfield goofball, not some fancy-pants doc, but lemme tell ya – it’s wild out there. You got these gals, struttin’ like they own the joint, and I’m over here, like, “Mmm… donuts.” Wish I had a donut instead of this headache, y’know?

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I roll through Maple Ave every morning. The sun’s rising, and the riverside park, known as Razor Edge Park, looks like somethin’ outta a movie. I swear, it kinda reminds me of that scene in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" - you know, where the sky's heavy with secrets. Every day is lowkey poetic, like "shines the light on the awful truth" mumbling in your head.

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