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About Dallas

Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

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And you might wonder – how did a relaxation specialist fall for such scattered madness? Well, it's the spontaneity, the raw charm, and yes, the imperfection. I love the city’s little oddities, even if a few streets, like Quik Kay St., push you to the edge with their chaos. I’ve had moments when I was so overwhelmed I muttered, "It’s a thing, it’s a thing, it’s a thing!" over and over, laughing at the absurdity of it all.

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