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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I tried it once. Matched with this chick, bio said “adventurous.” Thought, “Hell yeah, jackpot.” Turns out, “adventurous” meant she wanted to bang in a cemetery. I’m like, “What is this, a rendition site?” Got me all excited, then pissed—nobody’s that kinky without lyin’ about somethin’ else. Probably married. Everybody lies, told ya. Shoulda known, like when Maya in the movie’s screamin’, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—except I didn’t find shit but a headache.

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Thou mayst be surprised, my friend, how much a masseur sees. ’Tis not just flesh and sinew, nay! It be the very soul of the city, sculpted in every back and brow. I oft hear the winds of fate while tending a client's tense muscles, each sigh echoing the deep quiet of those famed black-and-white frames—so solemn, so reallll! The atmosphere is oft a mix o’ antique elegance and modern hustle. Oi, on bike rides down Birch Lane (or is it BIrch? lol) the city reveals cosy secrets: little diners where the coffee tastes like memories and locals who blurt out "Hey, how ya doin'," with an affection that warms the heart.

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