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About Dallas

Lemme hit ya with this—little known fact, yo. Back in ancient Rome, gladiators got oiled up, massaged down, *sexual style*, before fights. Boosted stamina, kept ‘em loose—crazy, right? Blows my mind, thinkin’ how they worked it. Me, I’d be all—*“Put your nose on it!”*—like in the movie, pushin’ limits. That’s the vibe, man, breakin’ barriers with every stroke.

Hot Stone Massage

Great for relaxing, & calming those sore muscles and overworked body after a busy day. Local smooth stones, handpicked out of our glacial rivers are heated and used with oils, to deeply .

So my friend, if you’re coming here, strap in. Grab a coffee, maybe curse the universe a bit, and then sit by that lake. Watch people, listen to the wind over Clark Street, and just let it all in. Life here is a bit maddening, a bit poetic – like a Turin Horse, endlessly trudging along, indifferent yet full of hidden sparks. And as Ricky Gervais would say, “What a load of bollocks,” but damn, it’s our little slice of life anyway. Enjoy it—even the typos in it!

Whitefish Winter Carnival kicks off next weekend