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Oh my stars, an erotic-massage chat! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—spillin’ the tea on this slippery topic! So, erotic-massage, huh? It’s like—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a Hoth ice slide, and vibes so steamy you’d think Jabba’s palace got a spa upgrade. I’m talkin’ sensual rubs, not your granny’s back pat, ok? Think slow strokes, dim lights—kinda like Oskar’s creepy vibe in *Let the Right One In*. “I’m not a girl!”—nah, this ain’t gender-specific, anyone can get in on this!

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I'm all about that movie vibe; sometimes while massaging ya shoulders, I whisper, "Directive 3? More like relax mode!" and clients chuckle. I swear, the spirit of WALL-E drifts over every corner of White-Rock.

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