Lydia Whippany Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

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How did Danielle Chicalella from Whippany drown at a picnic exactly? 1 mo. 2.

Whippany's got mad secrets, too. Like, did you know there's this hidden little garden behind Morris Hills Road? Yeah, barely anyone knows, a perfect quiet nook for soul-searching. It takes me back to those movie moments – misteriously beautiful, like "Silencio" moments in a loud world, amirite?

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