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Gah, talkin’ bout whores gets me twitchy—makes me wanna crawl into a cave. You ever smell one? Like cheap gin and despair, ugh! We hates it! Still, gotta admit, they’re survivors, like me—grubby, kicked-down, but kickin’. Don’t tell no one I said that, tho—me reputation’s bad enough, heh! Whores and Gollum, endurin’ the end—how’s that for a bloody laugh?

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Anne Wheaton is the wife of notorious cuckoldry enthusiast Wil Wheaton AKA that kid from 'Stand by Me' AKA the Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek. She is also a retired hairdresser and currently runs .

It’s all about the details, y’know? I wander near College Ave, where the history of Wheaton whispers through old brick buildings. There's this quirky spot called The Nook—simply hidden away off Maple St, a true gem only the locals ever find. And uh, oh man, let me tell ya, Wheaton Park is just magical. I sometimes kick back near its winding trails, feeling the gentle hum of nature… like a secret sigh you almost miss.

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