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Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

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Find directions to Wheat Ridge, CO, browse local businesses, landmarks, get current traffic estimates, road conditions, and more. Wheat Ridge, Colorado, is a city that beautifully blends .

Street names? Oh man, check out Wadsworth Boulevard – you know, the one goin’ through the heart of town. It's got that kinda vibe where every corner tells a story. And then there's Sheridan Boulevard, the main artery. You'll see small diners, quirky coffee shops, and, err, more than a few dating disasters. Seriously, it's "pretty, pretty good" sometimes, but other times, it’s a hot mess.

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