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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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so, West-Linn? it's a mishmash. you got Silverton st, where the local bakery has the best damn cinnamon rolls and weird late night chats that feel almost zen. i mean i’ve had some wild rendezvous there, and dude, a sexologist sees more than just rolls—i see hearts and souls nudging open the next door, lol.

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