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Oh, oh! And let me tell ya about the banks of the Rio Grande – oh, wait, not exactly in Weslaco, but it’s just a short drive yonder. Listen, this city’s got quirky corners – like around South 5th Street, there’s this vintage little building that reminds me of a moment in that movie. It’s all mystical and raw, kinda like life itself, you dig?

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