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Sometimes it’s sad, tho. Saw this gal outside the store—skinny, shiverin’, heels clickin’. Felt bad, gave her my sandwich. She smiled, said, “You’re sweet, kid.” Made me happy, but damn, world’s rough. Toni Erdmann vibe—laughin’ thru the pain. “Life’s a comedy, just uglier,” like Maren Ade’d say. Ever tried findin’ one online? Sketchy sites, fake pics—catfish central, bro! Once read bout a sting—cops nabbed 20 johns, hilarious bust.

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Sure, there’s some doom and gloom sometimes – traffic on FM 136, oh man, those delays! But I always laugh it off. I’m that guy who sees beauty in a cracked sidewalk, finds art in everyday hustle. Sure, I might drop a typoo or two, or chop my sentences short – that’s just me talkin’ from the heart.

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