Charlotte Wekiwa Springs Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Now, don’t get yer knickers in a twist—she’s no saint. Bit of a piss-taker, really. Once charged a bloke double cos he stank of fish—fair play, I reckon! We shall fight in the alleys, in the pubs, with bawdy laughs! She’s a right character, whore is. Reminds me of me mum—tough as nails, heart of gold. (Don’t tell her I said that, eh?) Oh, and the typos—sod it, me fingers are fat as sausages tonite.

Discovering Wekiwa Springs

In addition to our rural boundary in the east and Wekiva Springs in the west save our rural enclaves, like Lazy Acres in Longwood.

Life here rocks – messy, chaotic, serene, spontaneous. I get super happy when the sunsets over the river; it’s like the sky’s throwing a party just for us, ya know what I mean? And, err, sometimes I get so mad at the occasional bumper-to-bumper mess on the side streets – but then I remember, “Quiet is the sleep that nourishes wisdom,” or somethin’ like that, eh?

Wekiwa Springs park reaches capacity during holiday weekend