Zara Webster City Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

Michelle Hooker

I gotta rant a bit – sometimes the city gets in my face. The potholes on Birch Ln. are a nightmare, seriously! You know that feeling when something unexpected happens and ya just go “What the hell man!”? Yeah, that. But even that gritty side makes Webster-City real and raw, just like a movie moment I repeat "If you’re not first, you’re last!" – kinda ironic, innit?

Webster City Community Theatre celebrates another award-winning season