Delilah Waukee Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya: in Victorian times, whores had slang – “dollymop” for part-timers. Cute, right? Imagine callin’ that out, all suave-like. “Shaken, not stirred, dollymop.” Cracks me up. But real talk, it ain’t all laughs – some of ‘em are trapped, coerced, and that pisses me off. Want to 007 the hell outta those scumbags.

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Of course they didn't get to be the #1 retail whore in the world by keeling over dead when a city doesn't want them. In this Waukee.

Oh man, and don't even get me started on the rivers. Waukee's got a tiny tributary buddy that runs by the outskirts near Brown's Ln – sounds lame, but it’s perfect for a quiet, off-the-map meditative moment. I’d sit there with my feet danglin' in the water, thinkin’ “Remember: whose hand am I holdin’ in the mirror, huh?” Crazy stuff, am I right?

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