Penelope Watauga Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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I bein' a masseur, I feel the souls of these streets. I feel every bump in the pavement, like a pulse, a secret murmur of Watauga. Yesss, I even once massaged a guy who rambled 'bout "Carlos" quotes, c'mon, it was too funny, I laughed, mmm, and sometimes sssh, that’s just our vibe here.

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