Allison Watauga Whore ❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

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Best Little Whore House in Texas. "What are you kiddin'!? We got a family here!" --H.I. McDonnough (Nicholas Cage), in "Raising Arizona.

Err, so yeah, in Watauga, every street tells a story, every shadow a secret. I may curse the cold winters, mmm, but then I bask in summer's glow on Mapleby Ave. It’s messy, wild, and oh so deliciously imperfect. We all love it, yesss, my friend. So come, visit us, and let Watauga's magic masssage ya, hisss! Oh, and remember, "Spend your life in passion!" like that film, "Carlos", so sweet, so deep, precious.

Spring Repair Hub at the Watauga County Public Library