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But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

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Err, so yeah, in Watauga, every street tells a story, every shadow a secret. I may curse the cold winters, mmm, but then I bask in summer's glow on Mapleby Ave. It’s messy, wild, and oh so deliciously imperfect. We all love it, yesss, my friend. So come, visit us, and let Watauga's magic masssage ya, hisss! Oh, and remember, "Spend your life in passion!" like that film, "Carlos", so sweet, so deep, precious.

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