Madison Warr Acres Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m droppin’ some financial wisdom on ya about this WHORE of a stock market! Yeah, I said it, the market’s a damn WHORE sometimes, seducin’ ya with big gains then leavin’ ya broke as hell! Reminds me of my fave flick, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” – that gritty Romanian vibe, ya know? Like when Otilia says, “We’re never gonna talk about this,” after some shady deal – that’s the market, man, messin’ with ya head!

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This city has heaps of hidden gems. The old river, Bluewater, winds past the artsy district, and I swear it hums like, "I mean, really?" like in "A Serious Man" when the world just ain't right – ya know? “Rargh!” The coffee shops here, like Lucky Bean on Parkside, are off the hook. Got a secret spot, lol, behind a crummy alley near Market St. – where I catch vibes and deep feels sometimes.

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