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I’m all sneaky, like, “Gru don’t pay full price!” Barterin’s my ting—learnt dat from babushka back in Russia. She rolls her eyes, says, “50 bucks, take it or leave.” I’m happy, coz I haggle her down to 40—like stealin’ candy from a kapitalist pig! Fun fact, eh, in old Moscow, dey had secret codes for dis stuff—knock twice, wink once, ya get da girl. History’s wild, man!

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Seriously buddy, Waldwick is not just any town. It’s got that pulse, that grit and hidden charm. Every cracked sidewalk, every quirky diner, every whisper of the river – it's all a part of this crazy puzzle. Life here’s a constant journey, like a secret waiting to be unfolded at every f*ckin’ corner. And for someone like me, a massage guy who sees more back-sides than a comedian at a fridge party, it’s a real treasure trove of stories.

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