Lauren Wakefield Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, whore’s a word with grit—carries scars, laughs, and a fuck-you spirit. Like WALL-E chasin’ Eve, it’s messy, loud, and bloody brilliant. I’d drink to that—hell, I will. Cheers, ya filthy bastards!

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Now, ya know I’m a pleasure coach – not in the fancy spa way, but in the “always chasing good times” way. So I always keep an eye out for the best little nooks. There’s this rad park, Elm Grove (err, I mean, it’s near Elm and 3rd, haha, silly me!) where I sat and thought about life, love, and let’s be honest, endless burgers. D’oh! Sometimes I’d wander along the River Cree – yeah, the river’s name sounds kinda cheeky – and I’d think, “Is this reality, or a caché of my dreams?” so poetic, right?

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