Lina Victoria Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

The Boardroom

So yeah, every step in this town tells a story—the shy wink of a street lamp on Elm, the warm hum of laughter from Corner Bistro on 2nd, sometimes even the silly songs of a stray seagull by the pier. I defnitely love it here. It's impportant to me as both a professional and a lover of life’s little quirky moments. And every time I share these moments, I'm reminded: “Stories we tell, are the footprints of who we are…” so magical, right?

Portion of Victorian Avenue to close for upcoming Cinco De Mayo event