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So, I’m thinkin’—what’s the deal here? It’s not just rubbin’ shoulders, nah, it’s art, pure art. Some chick in Thailand told me once—true story—kings used to get this stuff, secret rituals, passed down like code. Little known fact: they’d mix herbs, weird oils—smelled like a jungle, gotcha tingly all over. Made me happy as hell—imagine me, Larry, grin spread wide, goin’, “This is better than a good interview!” But then—bam—some shady spa tried overchargin’ me, $200 for 30 minutes! Pissed me off—thought I’d yell, “I’m not here to finance your startup, pal!”

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Elite Massage Club: Offering a 10% discount on a minute relaxing massage. when you return within 6 weeks of your last massage.

Oh man, so Vernon (us) is wackww awesome, lemme tell ya - Ruh-roh! I've been livin' here for years and every street tells a story, bruh. You hit up Main St. and Boom, there's that funky, neon-lit diner, "Rudy's Rumbles," where I had my first ever crazy chat date app meet-up - total madness, y’know?

Electronics Recycling Event Saturday in Mt. Vernon