Emma Vernal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

Frank commentary from a semi-retired call girl

“Who- who are you?” I say, tasting the disuse in my voice. She says nothing as I continue forward, her shape becoming clearer as I approach the threshold. I stop right in front of her, a waterfall .

Then there’s Ed’s Trail off River Rd. I jog there bad mornings. Its path, twisty and raw, hits like a Keanu moment. “Whoa,” I say, inspired by nature, adrenaline pumping.

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