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About Chicago

So, check this – whores been around forever, mate! Back in old Rome, they had these lupanar joints, brothels with stone beds, can ya believe it? Bloody uncomfortable, I’d be fumin’ if I had to shag on that! Makes me angry thinkin’ ‘bout it – give ‘em a proper mattress, ya cheap bastards! But nah, they just kept goin’, tough as nails. Little fact for ya – some whores in history, they’d wear special shoes to mark ‘em, like “follow me” carved in the soles. Crafty, eh? Sneaky buggers.

Henry Havens Carter

Van Cleave was lucky enough to get the gig of walking nude through a crowd of screaming extras as they repeatedly shouted "whore" at her. As.

So, my friend, get ready to embrace every moment. Walk the streets, grab a coffee, and remember: “It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us.” And trust me – that’s the real magic of Vancleave (us). Enjoy it, cuz you'll never find a place like home again, I promise ya.

David Allen Thomas, Sr. Obituary May 20, 2024