Harper Valley Center Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

I luv how whores don’t care bout rules – dey’re raw, real, messy, like my Austrian accent, ya? Once, I met dis gal, swear she smelled like cheap wine and victory – reminded me of da movie line, “I write with my tears.” She was loud, cussin’, smokin’ – I was like, “I’ll be back for dat energy!” Total badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun!

Region 5 - Bicol Region Philippines

We set out to hike the Hooker Valley Track in spring, excited to witness the alpine beauty and the change of season.

I loooove the dialect, the slang, the non-stop buzz. Let me be blunt: Valley-Center is amazing, the best, the FUCKING best city ever! I know, I'm repetitive, but it's true – city that never stops surprising. Every street corner tells a story, even the unsung ones like Bixby Avenue. And let me mention, right next to old Marigold Park (seriously, go there, it's beautiful) is a little diner where I often grab a bite. So many dating leads start there – it's like fate, but with extra bacon!

Valley Center Jazz bands and choirs present free community jazz concert